21st FEBRUARY 2009

21st Feb, today is the 1st day of my 15th year on Earth. Cool isn’t it? Planet Venus has been on planet Earth for 15 years and has even turned into a Retarded Over Turn Turtle… Haha.

This year’s birthday is definitely a memorable one. For the past 14 birthdays, my family has been buying birthday cakes home for me and they will sing me birthday song at night, I make my wish then I cut the cake and… THE END…

This year, I celebrated my birthday on three different days, with three different groups of people, at three different venues, in three different ways, receiving countless presents. Haha. I would like to thank each and everyone out there for all the presents, for spending time with me despite all your busy schedule and tests coming up. Thank you for even that simple ‘Happy Birthday’.

So many people celebrated my birthday with me that I had three rounds of birthday ‘party’. Haha. It’s a so-called birthday party. Round 1 was on the 19th Feb 2009, one day before my birthday. I spent it with the Retards. Chicken and cowy wasn’t there with us because of some CCA thingy. So we ended up having Xi Yu to replace the both of them.

We went to westmall to eat and just for that day, Ah Ma was out ‘ATM Machine’. Haha. Just kidding. Anyway, that day was just suppose to be a Retards Gathering 3 but Ah Ma just can’t squeeze time out for us so we used my birthday as an excuse. However, it did turn out to be a birthday party for me because my sweet sweet Doggy Papa, Ducky Mama and Rabbit got me a birthday cake. It was only a slice for me but still, I want to thank them because whatever it is, it is the thought that counts. And I believe that slice of cake isn’t cheep… It’s from Breadtalk eh…

Rabbit, Papa, Chicken and cowy gave me a bear too. :D And Rabbit gave me a small little bear with the date ‘20th Feb’ on it. She said that bear is already 2 years old this year because she bought that for me when we were in Secondary 1 but due to STM, she only remember to give it to me this year… Finally it has came back to its owner. Haha. In addition to the bear, helping me win a chance to eat lunch with Wayne on valentine’s day is definitely counted as one birthday present from Rabbit. Being able to get three Wayne’s post cards and his autograph are also part of my birthday present from Rabbit. Thank you Rabbit. :D

The second round was on the actual day. In the morning when I went to school, everyone was like… ‘Venus! Happy Birthday!’ Haha. Thanks for all the birthday greetings. Not forgetting what Ducky Mama, Xi Yu, Khoirul and Nasri did to me. They actually gave me the ‘most memorable birthday present’… A birthday bash… Outch! That really did hurt. Especially Ducky Mama… She gave me 2 birthday bash… MOTHER!!! Remember… You’ll get double from me on the 9th of March… It’s only one day after your birthday… It doesn’t matter…

Anyway, when people like Jason came to say ‘Happy Birthday’ to me, I was like… ‘How you know???’ I didn’t wanted too many people to know. And he said… ‘I saw from facebook’ and I was like.. “Okay~ So facebook ‘betrayed’ me…” Haha.

When class ended, I was super exhausted and immediately fell asleep on the table after the bell rang. 10 minutes later, I was woken up by someone’s laughter. Haha. Then I suddenly remember about Rabbit, Papa and Chicken. So I went over to their classroom but I couldn’t find them. So I thought they were at the locker or canteen but they were not. So I went back to class… L

Then I saw Chunwen waiting for me at my seat. So I started packing my bag, preparing to leave for home with her… The suddenly, Ducky Mama came to me and said… ‘Venus! You sit down ar… Stay here ar… Don’t go ar… Don’t go ar…’ Then she went hopping out of the class. So I just continue packing my bag as I waited. Then I saw the whole gang of Retards walking in, towards me. Then Ducky Mama presented me with a card. That card… Is the biggest card I’ve ever received but also the crappiest card I’ve received. Haha. Never mind, as I’ve said, It’s the thought that counts. J

That wasn’t the end of round 2. At night, my real mother bought my bro, maid and me out to westmall Sakae Sushi to eat (again…). Then Ducky Mama came to join us after band because she wanted to go K 歌 with me after that.

So after we ate finish, my brother went for his Taekwondo class while both my real & retard mother plus my maid and me went to fetch my mother’s assistant then we went to ‘Party World’ to K 歌 until 12.30am. Haha. 4 hours… Ducky Mama and I went high when we sang 《离开地球表面》and《会读书》. Haha.

When we sang the starting of 《离开地球表面》:

丢掉手

表丢外套

丢掉背包

再丢唠叨

丢掉电视

丢电脑

丢掉大脑

再丢烦恼

My real Mama was like ‘Siao! Crazy…’ Haha. Then before we sang 《会读书》, I told her ‘听好了…’ and we went…

读读读读读到书都想吐好想哭

怕怕怕怕怕老是背书好白痴

你你你你你只会说你要第一

我就快要发羊癫疯

不是每个人都会读书会读书

不厉害读书也不一定就会输

不是想要说我会读书不在乎

我只想要你能清楚

Her assistant was laughing and my mother was totally speechless. Haha. So fun. So high. Thank you Ducky Mama for accompanying me till so late despite you being super tired. :D

When I reached home, it was already nearly 1.10am. And the moment I reach home, I headed for the bed and ‘pomb!’ I’ve entered my dreamland… ZZZzzz… Haha.

After around 20 minutes, mama woke me up and was holding something in her hand and was like saying ‘你不要ar?’ My half open eyes grew bigger because I saw something super familiar and It looks like something I’ve always wanted and I was like… ‘我要!’ Haha. Have you guessed what’s that??? It’s JJ WORLD TOUR 2009 concert ticket!!! Not the $78 ticket but the $148 ticket! Plus sistic $3=$151. :D

I was super awake to go back to sleep when I saw ‘Row 4, seat 9’ I was like… ‘Row 4?!’ Haha. But according to Rabbit, that seat cannot see anything… :C Never mind, we’ll find out on the 28th of March 2009. Feel like forwarding the time. Haha.

Round 3, one day after my actual birthday. In the morning when I woke up, I started chatting with Rabbit, asking her if she wants to go out with me at 12 noon. Then she ask for what, with who. And I was telling her ‘Only we two la. To 享受我们的二人世界’ Hey! What are you thinking about? 二人世界 as in best friends the 二人世界 la… Haha.

In the end, we met at 12.55pm due to some reasons. Long story, don’t wish to elaborate. Haha. I reach out destination first so I asked Rabbit if she need me to lay red carpet for her and she said ‘Okay…’ =.= So I went to hid myself. When she reach out meeting point, she called me and asked,’ Where are you?’ and I told her I’m finding red carpet… =.= Haha.

After we meet, we headed for K-box and we went singing. Haha. Obviously my voice was… @__@ horrible because the night before, I’ve sang for 4 hours with Ducky Mama. But since we’ve paid money, we just don’t care and just sing. After all, there was only the two of us in that mini room. Haha.

After that, I went to DI for cell. During our own cell time, all of a sudden, Scarlet, Rachel and the rest went… ‘Happy birthday to you!!! Happy birthday to you!!! Happy birthday to VENUS!!! Happy birthday to you!!!’ Then my boss (Gladys) came walking in with a cake in her hand. About the same size as the one that the Retards gave me. I was really shocked when they suddenly sang the song… Especially Scarlet… Haha. They were super loud that another cell in the room heard and sang along… Haha. Then Si Er came and was like… ‘Venus! You birthday today ar? Happy Birthday!’ Haha. His facial expression was very funny. Haha.

Rachel said a prayer for me… thank you Rachel. :D And before leaving DI, I heard a super good news from boss but I’m not allowed to announce it so yep… Only three of us know. Boss gave me a card too! That card is from the four super cool Lightstix Leaders!!! Woo hoo!!!

Thank you each and every ingle one of you out there for this super memorable birthday. All the wishes, greeting, presents and prayers. Thank you!!! :D